Johnny Moniker's Rules of Life

1) Life is to live.
2) It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.
3) Telling people you are awesome works wonders, especially during job interviews.
4) There is no situation in this world that can't be improved by talking yourself up.
4b) Except maybe police interviews.
5) ???
6) Profit.
7) The best way to experience the day is the 3pm-7am sleep(/wash/spin) cycle.
8) Question everything.
9) Keep an open mind.
10) Everyone should go to at least one:
-rave
-metal gig
-festival
-other continent
-movie marathon over the course of life.
11) Shooting stars are awesome, if you haven't seen one you are missing out.
12) Better to face rejection than a night spent alone.

More to be added as I think of them.